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I think I speak for all of us when I say we've never been more gorgeous than here. . . . . . #melbourne #comedyfestival #micf #sketch #dragtransformation #drag #instagay #blackandwhite (at Melbourne General Cemetery)

#blackandwhite #dragtransformation #micf #sketch #melbourne #comedyfestival #instagay #drag

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Congratulations dear @missluci14 on her gorgeous wedding day. We're so very happy for you! . . . . . #wedding #gaymelbourne #instagay #CoolartHomestead #country (at Coolart Wetlands and Homestead Reserve)

#country #coolarthomestead #wedding #instagay #gaymelbourne

samwwise

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

thatwetshirt

Saturday mornings with this heartbreaker. #spoodle #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #melbournepuppy #melbourne (at Carlton North, Victoria, Australia)

#melbourne #spoodle #melbournepuppy #puppy #puppiesofinstagram

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Alfie takes particular pleasure in coming when called, as you can see. #spoodle #doodle #puppiesofinstagram #puppy #training

#spoodle #doodle #puppiesofinstagram #puppy #training

linda-belcher

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

wildernesswitchery-deactivated2

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

patrocles

Andrew Garfield (about the failure of the Spiderman franchise and possibly referencing his interest in bisexual Peter Parker) in response to Dev Patel’s comments on the disappointment of working on the Last Airbender film and not recognizing himself on screen: “this is a terrible extension of me.”

BONUS:

kumagawa

blackmodel

call me. Lmao this bitch

cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412

lmao. “you made a promise” and you really believed that shit huh don’t you look big stupid

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What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

fieldbears

“That weird lumpy bee doesn’t have SHIT on me, watch this, KOBE”

tastefullyoffensive

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

showerthoughtsofficial

It must’ve been terrifying living in the BC times, never knowing what you were counting down towards

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and

I did meet a fake geek girl once.

We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.

We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.

I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.

Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.

sunslip

This story was a riot from start to finish.

wereralph

I wasn’t prepared for literally any of that

taraljc

I’d like to see this made into a romcom pls.

jupiterfemme

trump: *becomes president*

nasa: ok so we found 7 new earth sized planets, 3 of which are habitable

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michelleumunna

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gothhabiba

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

waluigi-whitman-deactivated2017

You are aware this is just as sexist as the things people say about women, correct?

inkskinned

a woman: you ever notice men speak to women like we are beneath them and constantly police our language and appearance?

a man: hm. i know you, poor thing, are blissfully unaware of the difficulty that text posts put us (men, or “males,” depending on the colloquial) through. let me explain in the follow paragraph how we can effectively ignore institutionalized and global sexism because this post personally called me, a man, out for my degrading behavior. see, this sort of witty and harmless observation is sexist,

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