The Red King

Hey im gonna go grieve my dead wife in the forest can yall watch my kids for a sec

Im back now. Hey so what the fuck

Yes, this is a momentous day as i generally dislike fearing for my life. I invite you to a banquet in my castle to celebrate this new friendship! Please bring a side dish for the table, no mutton because Mabon is allergic. Also do not harass my wife please

Honestly imagine having to rely on a magic spider web for your magic + not having the intricacies of the Realm of Enchantment taught to you by your Actual Magician Father kinda cringe honestly

I was born out of love. Your “parents” made you just to chase me and nothing else. Watch it

Are you sure? I thought your parents died a long, long time ago... when you were still so young...

Im sure. My parents loved each other, your dad picked your mother from a lineup with the intention of having offspring that could leave africa

yeah, he chose her from a lineup of many beautiful women. how many possible wives did your dad have? didn't your kingdom have like 50 people in it?

I do not count success by the number of suitors one has, i count success by the amount of love in ones heart ♥️

Your parents are literally dead

This is why we arent tree yaoi romance

I make timoken such an asshole i dont know why lol

/* I was also just going to make pretentious and manfailure posts but they're these two are soo aggressive towards each other XD */

My father tasked me with hunting down this dude but he's travelling with this really cute girl, do y'all think she'll like me if I show them how powerful I am??

She wasn't impressed with my magically poisoned village but the dude had to use some artifact to heal them (instead of doing it himself) so I'm counting this one as a win

Guys she doesn't like my murder birds???

I killed her dad. Do you think I can still come back from this

Your failures are my gain. I comforted her after the death of her father and she now looks at me with more love than anyones looked at you. Keep going i am reaping the benefits

This idiot can't even get a wife by himself? At least some of us are putting in the work!

Big talk from the cradle snatcher

She loves me. She doesn't love you.

Woah buddy love is a strong word

Honestly imagine having to rely on a magic spider web for your magic + not having the intricacies of the Realm of Enchantment taught to you by your Actual Magician Father kinda cringe honestly

I was born out of love. Your “parents” made you just to chase me and nothing else. Watch it

Are you sure? I thought your parents died a long, long time ago... when you were still so young...

Im sure. My parents loved each other, your dad picked your mother from a lineup with the intention of having offspring that could leave africa

yeah, he chose her from a lineup of many beautiful women. how many possible wives did your dad have? didn't your kingdom have like 50 people in it?

I do not count success by the number of suitors one has, i count success by the amount of love in ones heart ♥️

You murdered her husband and took her kids cause ur lowkey a control freak. Me personally i went for the hands off approach and at least half of them were relatively okay after

My father tasked me with hunting down this dude but he's travelling with this really cute girl, do y'all think she'll like me if I show them how powerful I am??

She wasn't impressed with my magically poisoned village but the dude had to use some artifact to heal them (instead of doing it himself) so I'm counting this one as a win

Guys she doesn't like my murder birds???

I killed her dad. Do you think I can still come back from this

Your failures are my gain. I comforted her after the death of her father and she now looks at me with more love than anyones looked at you. Keep going i am reaping the benefits

This idiot can't even get a wife by himself? At least some of us are putting in the work!

Big talk from the cradle snatcher

Honestly imagine having to rely on a magic spider web for your magic + not having the intricacies of the Realm of Enchantment taught to you by your Actual Magician Father kinda cringe honestly

I was born out of love. Your “parents” made you just to chase me and nothing else. Watch it

Are you sure? I thought your parents died a long, long time ago... when you were still so young...

Im sure. My parents loved each other, your dad picked your mother from a lineup with the intention of having offspring that could leave africa

My father tasked me with hunting down this dude but he's travelling with this really cute girl, do y'all think she'll like me if I show them how powerful I am??

She wasn't impressed with my magically poisoned village but the dude had to use some artifact to heal them (instead of doing it himself) so I'm counting this one as a win

Guys she doesn't like my murder birds???

I killed her dad. Do you think I can still come back from this

Your failures are my gain. I comforted her after the death of her father and she now looks at me with more love than anyones looked at you. Keep going i am reaping the benefits

Honestly imagine having to rely on a magic spider web for your magic + not having the intricacies of the Realm of Enchantment taught to you by your Actual Magician Father kinda cringe honestly

I was born out of love. Your “parents” made you just to chase me and nothing else. Watch it