“simon sees grace as an angel! simon thinks he’s in heaven!” do you know how fucking scary that is
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“simon sees grace as an angel! simon thinks he’s in heaven!” do you know how fucking scary that is
collab with my beloved @milolunde read our fic (that hasn’t been posted anywhere)

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Soft sleepy mornings,
i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)
is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar
idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things

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People looking at Ryland Grace in complete isolation light years away from any human contact: wow that's gotta fuck him up
People looking at Simon the Convict in complete isolation several hundred metres below sea level from human contact: wow thats gotta fuck him up
The People: wait.....
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
Read a new fic today that put Simon in the astronaut jumpsuit and it's my new favorite concept.
My grandma's duck had ducklings! At this point when I see them i think of the fic™
They're so cute!!! 😭💕 Welcome to the ducky curse. No duck is safe from association, my apologies...

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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
Fergalicious will save your life.
heres my contribution to bloodymary. high effort shitpost
Please don't throw back that man. Rocky please. But anyway I do read tags and you guys are really fun. So as a treat some more bloodymary, just a little. I got to go back to warframe.
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i feel like simon wouldn't be weirded out by the "watching you sleep" thing, he was a prisoner for at least a while. and im sure there wasn't much room on Eden for privacy. on the same hand, why would anyone have a "sleepover" when they're all constantly having a sleepover? ergo: what the fuck is a sleepover
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They’re stupid your honor
happy pride to whatever these two got goin on