There is a certain noise that causes an extreme reaction of fear and unease in humans. You’re a scientist whose life work has been trying to figure out why humans evolved to fear it so much. One day, an alien race visits earth, and their ships make a very familiar sound..

As the alien spaceships descended upon earth, “All Star” by Smashmouth began blasting through the sky at a deafening volume

“I’m not good enough for you.” “Funny how whenever you say that it becomes about me proving I love you anyway, and not about you actually improving yourself if you think you’re so bad.”

one time like months before me and my girlfriend started dating we were crashing at a friend’s place and we were sleeping on the futon together and i was very drunk and i was like okay do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon and she was like neither i haven’t showered in 3 days i smell terrible i won’t subject you to that and i literally stuck my face in her fucking armpit and said YOU SMELL FINE…. but the girl was shocked when she found out i was in love with her i have to go lmao 

People get upset and call the meme “dead” if a company or brand uses it but in this case the meme is actually good I approve.