For the Gays Only

“‎[My cat Mimi] impressed Lenin tremendously, he said that only in Siberia had he seen such a magnificent creature, that she was … a majestic cat. She also flirted with him, rolled on her back and behaved enticingly toward him, but when he tried to approach her she whacked him with a paw and snarled like a tiger.”

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

one day you think: I want to die.

one year later and she still banging out tunes for this national holiday

it’s been a year you know what that means!!

HAPPY BANGING OUT TUNES DAY

you think I’d forget about the most important day of the year?? HAPPY NEIL DAY!

ROCKING out the tunes this year round

Do I have an essay due? Yes. But consider:

economy is bit tough atm but she’s still banging out some tunes!

It’s still the 13th somewhere…right? Anyway one degree later and we’re still banging out the tunes!

come hither, my loyal knight