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he really contemplated it and went ‘fuck it’ on james corden

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I’m not mad about it

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ninerose being a couple, 43/∞

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How am I supposed to reply to this?

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reba trying to say ice

southerngent1227-deactivated201

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

fairweathermyth

Let me break it down for you, junior. If they’re at the motel using the coasters, they don’t need to know where the motel is. Um, I was referring to a web address. Or a Twitter handle. Hmm, that might be something you’d wanna put on there. Or a Facebook page. All right, let me write this down. Or a hashtag.

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new ask game: instead of telling me why you followed me, why haven’t you unfollowed me?

angstficsaremylife

*Watching Ashes to Ashes*

Me: Alex is so gonna get herself kidnapped or something but it’ll be ok Gene will save her.

*Alex finds herself in danger*

*Gene Hunt saves her*

Me:

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doctorhoe

same energy.

hanari502

I met Carrie Fisher exactly once at a convention, and when I met her she immediately bought a poster from our booth with the words “Hey Assbutt” on them with the intention of sending it to Harrison Ford for his birthday.

I’d like to think of that as the epitome of how I’d like to have met her and honestly wouldn’t want it any other way.

ghostofqueernessyettocome

Apparently Fisher regularly went to cons and would spend hours in Artists’ Alley buying bags worth of art, to the point where you could track her path around the con by watching artists freak out on Twitter over the fact that Princess Leia just bought their stuff.

Carrie Fisher was a goddamn treasure.

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bitchycode

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait

fidget-sinner

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

honigimohr

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

schmergo

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

thefuzzhead

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

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Kinda miss you dude

Then message me bro! Or call me! Or throw a brick at me! I don’t care, just say hi so I know who you are!

subcorax

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

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