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these are getting weird

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duuuudee I freaking love Berdly and Noelle's platonic relationship
They are fluffy and round
And they like to hold each others feet.
Got it?
Also, they Like to sleep with other Bees and Hold each other's Feet.

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Transfem jax propaganda got me
god i wish you sex pests had a hobby that wasn't obsessing over and harassing trans women and that "you" includes tumblr staff why tf are you enabling this and letting people treat us like this
it is kind of insulting to be doing the "oh we're just soooo busy with reports it takes us months to respond if ever" bit you have going when you pass over multiple people posting swastikas and openly declaring themselves to be nazis to nuke the same trans woman a second time in under an hour when she hasn't even posted anything yet and then having everyone condescendingly pretend there isn't actually any kind of bias going on while we're being told that making a burner account to block evade for the purpose of suicide baiting and sending racist tirades to trans women isn't in violation of the user guidelines or ToS and so no action will be taken
that is not an exaggeration why are people allowed to treat us like this
Also my regular reminder that even when they DO take action on these offenses, it's almost never a ban! An immediate ban is not the only thing tumblr can do about a violation! One user made three different posts credibly threatening the lives of specific individuals and asking others to kill them if they had the chance, and after TWO WEEKS tumblr took down TWO of those posts, and the account that made them continued to exist. Meanwhile OP once had a post marked 'mature content', appealed it, had their blog deleted citing that post as why, and then got an email ACCEPTING THE APPEAL! They banned her for a post they admitted broke no rules DURING the appeal process! They only treat trans women like this.
don't forget the part where I appealed the account termination and they responded by denying the appeal, claiming the termination was for CSAM (which you can't appeal, it automatically instantly denies it), then terminating my already terminated blog a second time with that as the reason and upgrading the termination from a deactivation to a post-mortem full account nuke
then did the exact same thing again to my next account after terminating me for explicit content without my having ANY flagged posts at all
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do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

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oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
friend's faintly eggy younger brother: "yeah i really like zeta gundam because i relate to kamille a lot"
(Misreading horribly) I'm glad that Kamille Bidan is a pink thing now
did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes
media: we have an anti-authoritarian story for you!
me: sweet hit me with the good stuff
media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?
me: okay
media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?
me: yup, got it, I'm with ya
media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering
me: oh good great sure
media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped
me: ...what
media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage
me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??
media: extremism is bad
me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???
media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog
me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??
media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil
me: ...???
media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo
me: the status quo that's been killing people?
media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)
me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?
media: nooo of course not don't be sillyyyyyy we're super progressive look one of the cops is a black lady don't be sillyyyyyy

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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
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