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I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

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im not saying every ace person in the world has to sit down and watch sex scenes im just saying like, ive never played baseball in my life, dont think it looks fun, dont think i would be good at it, dont really enjoy watching it as a sport, but a movie about people who play baseball isnt entirely off the table or meaningless to me because its not a 1:1 to participating in or watching a baseball match, its a story in which baseball is being used as a tool, setting, metaphor, character exploration, etc

I absolutely can not see rocky refusing to hand the tauomeba over to Erid until grace is cured. He would not be able to follow through on that bluff, and it would pretty obviously be a sour note to start Grace's stay with. But I can see him sort of, y'know, hinting a little bit. Like 'oh the taumoeba containers are on the human side of the ship. yeah it escapes xenonite so we didnt want to risk any over here, since any other material would make it difficult to contain the appropriate atmosphere, resources being what they are. Obviously we could grab them but...well, its just we might risk breaking it and losing everything...i dont fully understand everything about how it works, so embarrassing but I'm not a scientist, haha. Did i mention how smart the science alien is when its not starving to death. Yeah, no, yeah, it would be a lot safer for the human scientist to retrieve the tauomeba breeder Except for the fact that its dying of malnutrition because it sacrificed its chance to go home to save our planet and humans tend to drop and break stuff when theyre malnourished... its a real conundrum. No, right, of course ill ask it to retrieve the container as soon as it wakes up, as long as its not having one of its clumsy days. Yes its still asleep, i know, so inefficient! How long does it sleep? Oh, usually 2 or 3 times longer then Eridians. Longer since it started rationing food. It actually slept for years on the way to Tau Ceti, to preserve its energy. Sorry going through a tunnel, I didn't catch what you just said; ill have to call you back later. Let me know if you need any more data on vitamins. Okay love you bye.'

I encounterd one of those thorn (þ) guys and while he was opening google on his phone to copy the symbol I punched him in the throat and stole his wallet

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric