Unbetitelt

Although I had been married for a decade, my 10-year anniversary was the start of a new phase in my relationship with my sexy wife, Melissa.

I had told Melissa earlier in the week that I had a special, intimate date at home planned for our anniversary on Saturday. She was excited all week and kept asking me for details. I teased her by saying that it will be a night she will never forget.

She spend all day Saturday getting ready. As the evening came, she stepped out of the bedroom, and I must say that she had never looked more gorgeous. We toasted the occasion with a glass of champagne.

“So, what’s the surprise?” she asked with great anticipation. I said that she would find out momentarily. My hands were shaking knowing that in just a few moments, our marriage would change permanently.

When the doorbell rang, she almost spilled her drink. “Are we expecting someone”” she asked. “I’m not dressed for company!”

I said that she was dressed perfectly. Knowing who was at the door, my heart started racing. I began having second thoughts and the color left my face. After a moment of inaction, she said. “Well, are you going to answer it?”

I knew that Melissa was still seeing her ex-boyfriend Mark on the side, but always figured that she would break it off once we tied the knot.

Melissa and I had been waiting for our wedding to become intimate and all I could think about was being along with her in the bridal suite. I had been fantasizing about this day for months! Following the ceremony, however, I was surprised and dismayed to see Mark walking with us to the bridal suite.

As Melissa opened the door, I nervously said, "Well, Mark, thanks for escorting us to our room. I suppose you want to give Melissa a final hug goodbye."

Melissa walked into the room and Mark put his strong hand on my shoulder. I felt his hard grip as he looked me in the eye and said, "You can come by around noon tomorrow to pick up your ... bride."

Stunned and completely overwhelmed with intimidation, I froze in place, stuttering and stammering, unable to form a complete sentence. Mark walked into the room and turned back to look at me with a sneer. As the door slowly closed on me, I saw Melissa begin to strip down to her bridal lingerie, preparing to consummate our marriage ... with her ex.

To your wife -- this is no big deal. If her date can't pick her up from where they'd agreed to meet, then it makes sense for her to tell you to take her to his place. But to you, this feels even more humiliating than simply knowing that she is going out on a date with him -- having to actually deliver her to the other man.

-  Really? Did you use a cattle prod? Like, the real electric prod made to be used on cattle? Isn't that a bit … illegal? But … what was it like? Did he scream?