Timeless

quackity: no we have world cup on the island

world cup on the island:

And when he was looking at q!Katie his amulet started acting up? And then he switched to look at q!Ash talking about Nacho and q!Multi it switched to the same effect?

I know what you are q!Ewron

And apparently only q!Ewron got the information about q!Ash having 5 minutes to live? What was that about, Dark Cucurucho? Q!Ash's heart?

ALSO!!! Q!Ewron suspecting q!Ash might be fake? Or a decoy? I hope they'll get to talk about it all today, because Q!EWRON IS SO COOKED GUYS LMAOOO

anyway. i'd imagine the feds are like an ancient, powerful vampire coven. i'm reheating iwtv's nachos here, but i'd think they've created a bunch of laws for all the vampires that come after them to follow--think of the great laws from anne rice's vampire chronicles. essentially used to render judgment upon other vampires and to dictate the predation of the next vampire generations.

fedkids in this au would be children either reared to become powerful vampires (one of the laws would be children can't be turned) or like. people they snatched off the street lol.

anyway, in this au, ash would be one of said children reared to become a great, powerful vampire, paralleling his assignment to create the regime and being a weapon, having his humanity stripped from him, etc. for a while he wouldnt mind and would stick to the script before being set out and witnessing humans and being so envious of mortality that he tries to create it himself.

❝ mutual ❞ ━━━ ashwron one shot

qEwron meets swagbappe and he sure does look familiar! (Sound kinda low sry)

Ash stream started out on a cutscene telling us what had been happening to him while he was kidnapped, including physical torture such as stabbing and bone breaking + later psychological torture

Then we fade into him being in a cell, saying that it's actually pretty big in contrast, and writing in his diary everything he's thinking about, including

Which is crazy contrast to his early regime self, and to what Ewron had been telling him for quite some time before, always rejecting emotions as a weakness

Then he gets dragged around by fed guards, room after room of physical (tasing) and psychological (qsmp fed merch ad reads) torture

The feds made him repeat after them stuff that mostly boils down to "we're all you have, no one else cares about you, and you don't either"

Then a teleport noise can be heard. And Ewron's whispers through the walls, finally validating Ash's final hope

And while he's going through another round of torture, the Ewron, Don and Katie team send out Katie as a distraction to the feds, before the rest of them break in swords blazing with tnt, managing to actually kill a fed, and finally breaking Ash out

All of them escape to the Pantheon one by one, and they get a beautiful moment on the Panth's porch(?) of Ash tearing the hell up at them actually caring about him enough to rescue him, and all of them concerned for him

They go into the Pantheon office to actually have a longer talk, explaining stuff that's happened, and Ash the moment he's out of immediate danger starts worrying for everyone else but himself, worrying about them getting in trouble with the feds for breaking him out, and also especially for Ewron seeing how pale he is, despite walking around with a 5 times fractured leg

The regime is so fucking back