Time Is Not an Illusion

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

"You’re gonna do great today."

he’s so worried

vintage/nature

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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

MISSLES LAUNCHED

Nuclear launch detected

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

#I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND #AND DOING IT PURPOSEFULLY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE JUST BECAUSE SHE C A N #HERO HERO HERO (via softlycanthropy)

Can we pass the needles at Sarahs party?

I’ll bring my goat

i cant explain how funny this is