Carson🪐

i dont know if simons mom has a canon name but if not we should start calling her Tuesday. bc. yknow. tuesday’s child, full of grace

i want a bloodymary fic where simon and grace wake up with no memories on the hail mary and somehow assume theyre married but had never met once before

au where grace tells rocky about teenage girl sleepover games and rocky bullies him into doing the bloody mary thing bc grace is pussy, statement, only when grace does it he sees a face and he KEEPS SEEING IT in every reflection (it’s reflecting simon’s porthole)

anyways bloodymary fic where grace has gotten used ti speaking quietly bc the eridians hear him anyway at any volume so when simon meets grace hes such a gentle kind soft-spoken angel that simon Really cant take it and just immediately bursts into tears

wait serial killer simon x party animal university student grace

fic where simon can see ghosts after the incident so when he gets onto the hail mary he’s greeted initially by So Many sentient rock ghosts plus 2 humans so he’s already screaming bloody murder by the time rocky and grace even realize he’s there

fic where prime convinces jason that they have to kiss to preserve the fabric of reality and of course it spirals uncontrollably deeper until prime has Fucked Up Big time. maybe it doesn’t start with a kiss it starts with prime like butting in on a mission or something with jason and finally hes like “weeeeeellllll in most universes where you push me away the building blows up which dominos into earth being totally obliterated by zombies😬” and hes totally talking out of his ass and Jason is aware but he lets him tag along just to leash him and then they find out there actually IS a bomb and it almost kills Jason but prime saves him and jason starts wondering if maybe he Was telling the truth and thennnn it keeps spiraling and like the next time is another mission like that one and then the one after prime convinces jason they have to fake date for an undercover mission (ends up working surprisingly well) and blah blah blah they all keep happening like that and jason and prime are slowly but surely actually falling into real love but prime is also feeling increasingly guiltier and tim is always mad because “that guy is NOT REAL jason HES LYING!!!!!!!!!” and jason 100% knows prime is talking out of his ass but he keeps playing this game bc prime is hot and it makes tim mad so #winwin

there should be more adrian/simon fics. adrian finding simon before rocky returns -> rilf (rock i’d like to fuck) widow taking care of a pathetic alien convinced he is only capable of violence and both of them learning to love again

coltlandgentry fic where after six kills their dad colt and ryland get put in foster care and get separated and never see each other again and then decades later after grace gets launched colt realizes that that guy was his long lost twin and also nobody ever stops fucking bothering him bc he looks just like grace

phm should do a collab with a restaurant and sell meburgers

eva stratt x talia al ghul doomed yuri

fic where grace and rocky find some kind of shell/cocoon floating in space and they go out to retrieve it and the moment they bring it into the oxygenated atmosphere it starts hatching and its just simon. normal looking simon at that. two limbs and no scars… as time goes on (maybe like over a year?) he slowly develops all the injuries and mutations he typically has and theyre all so sad but simons like just let me die wr both know there’s nothing you can do anymore🥀 so they do except simon’s body crystallizes and returns to that first cocoon and then he hatches again. so he just has an annual molt