//Cautiously Faceplants Into TimKon//

These bitches casually microdosing for "Justice"- (I love them)

Started watching titans why is it so bloodyyyyy

So far I'm just here to simp for kory and cheer her on as she beats up cops

Dying at the flashbacks where bruce is just a blurry figure cuz they ig wouldn't dare cast a bruce wayne for reasons that elude me. Makes for quite the lack of human warmth

Omg doom patrol hiii

I'm locked tf in folks

Watching the Jason Todd episode in a puddle of my own tears, they nailed him, and they nailed his dynamic with dick oh my god never grow up, my son, stay little forever oooh my little guy oh...

I get what they're trying to get at with Jason's glee at being allowed to punch back but all I see is jason brutalising cops the way cop dick brutalises random lil goons so uhm haha kinda hard to be on dicks side

Mood just got ruined cuz I learned bernard is in this shit but not stephanie. That's soooo insulting wow. At least im on Donna Troy's episode that'll calm my bloodlust. Hey girl, hiiiiii

Why's bruce wayne like 60 and sounds vaguely Irish

Omg rose wilson... hi little one...

Why isn't kori slaying the house down this season. Why are her bright red curls gone. Why isn't her tongue past Donna's teeth

Theres been like 10 different ships so far, all straight yet kon can't plant 1 fuckin kiss on Tim's cheek I wanna set fire to things

Kon saved Jason and almost died in his arms yet the latter won’t even sit by kon’s beside…. This isn’t at all like my beloved kdramas

Kon brutalised 2 cops good job!!!!

Dick punched 2 cops! my transformative Fujo brain can also be used to transform copaganda into its exact opposite

He’s breaking ppl out of prison and preventing their deportation let’s go nightwinggg

I'm not buying jayrose at all they wrote that with the keyboard stuffed in their ass.. if I feel the slightest sense of relief seeing bernard after the 100th straight ship I'll end it all

RAVEN PUNCHED A COP let's gaur

No way an electric pole just took down Donna. + conner faster than a speeding bullet Kent was lichrally right there watching it happen lmao

They reaaaally made garbage soup out of Under The Red Hood lmao I'm so checked out. I was open to another version of it but it's peepee poopoo. Glad Hank's dead kill Dawn next

Ok it’s fun again. scarecrow and Jason make for a terribly stressful coalition

why would they make jason tim's dad's indirect killer that's so?..

ugh if they're gonna do the whole blackfire x kon tension, which is based on titans united where she kidnaps, brainwashes and unconsensually kisses him, they need to also include the oddly sexually charged jason x kon back and forths. and i know they won't cuz they hate fun im just sayinggg

Im gonna throw UPPPP. sorry i ever badmouthed you jayrose i didn't yet know the horrors of superblackfire

dickbabs wueughhh🤮bernard where are you come kiss a boy before i die

HOMOTRON (Tim) IN THE BUILDING (Wayne manor)

Nightwing Dom Torettofication. If I hear him say family one more time I'm eating my ipad. And why the FUCK do the titans get a say on whether jason can be forgiven for all his crimes or not you don't even go heeeeeere (gotham)

Jason speaking to a bleeding to death tim with all the gentleness and worry of a Robin worthy of that title TT my client didn't do anything wrong your honor, every titan has blood on their hands in this show they're so fuckin self righteous LEAVE HIM ALONE

Timmy jumped off the afterlife train & dead Donna's chasing after him. I'm locking in folks I'm watching. I'm paying attention even

Fuckin Hank again. Stay dead loser

Hank and Dawn industry plants

Tim said the word "Superboy" and I want to cry. They did your friendship so fuckin dirty. This is all I'm gonna get

Brucie got his socks wet pouring gasoline in his living room, ano baka

50 000 dollar reward to take down nightwing??? Wouldn't even bother getting off the couch for that much let alone try to take down NIGHTWING.

Lil nitpick but I wish Donna could fly in this iteration (Kory as well, and I get that budget wise making someone fly in live action would be a bother but... I just like to see Amazons zoom through the aiiiir)

Why are they writing jason as someone you can glaze up with compliments and grand dreams of legacy. Bestie doesn't care abt that!!!!!!! Also if this batman killed the joker he doesn't even have a reason to consider Batman someone who failed his city. What are we even doing man...

Titans are turning themselves in for crimes of heterosexuality

COMMISSIONNER GORDON SHOT A COP

Fear toxin is making everyone hoard way too much toilet paper

Superboy can create bomb diffusers on command but can't create an airborne/water soluble serum for the scarecrow flu. How convenient

Why's gar the only one doing actual detective work. He's to batman what koichi hirose's to jotaro kujo

Tim and Donna team up!!! If they won't give me Donna doting on Jason, I'll take her doting on tim. They stole Tim's outfit and best friend he steals their coolest senpai

Beast boy and raven the only ones with some actual chemistry in this bitch

Civilian shot nightwing in the neck! Someone's getting that 50k paycheck after all. Putting dick's near death experience on jasons back...This is so fuckin stupid gothams rogues could never outwit red hood like this

ARE THE GONBA LAZARUS DIP NIGHTWING??

I Lazarus on his pit till dick rises from the dead or wdv

Making me witness dick beating jason with a crowbar should count as a hate crime

Damn krypto's got nothing on the bats from the batcave. Dyou think Robin used to climb in the cave holes to pet them and that's why they dipped him in the life juice?

Dick pls hug jason once and I forgive this show for all it's done to me

Tim wanting to become robin like naruto wanted to be hokage lmao. That is NOT how it's sposed to go. It's not abt destiny. it's abt gotham needing batman and batman needing robin!!

Making superboy go from blackfire's victim to him sabotaging her peaceful return home. THIS IS HISTORY REVISIONISM !!!

ROY HARPER MENTIONED show me the guy at once!! Show me his armpits. I mean it!!

TIM fly kicked a cop!

No dick and Jay hug so far I'm falling apart

Kon and dick shaking hands on being stupid and toxic, I cackled so loud in the dark of the night. This is rock bottom so far. I'd dramatically say I wanna kms, but I vowed i wont use that expression anymore

Smth positive: the hand to hand stuff jason does is veeeery nicely choreographed, and gar is cute as a button

Lmao tim happy he was right abt batcat. he so would've shipped dan and phil

FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE HUG JASON ALREADY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU BRUCE

Bruce and Jason in a room tgt... my heart is standing still...

DONDE ESTA SU ABRAZO

How's Barbara allowed to work for the police after going to jail for killing a cop

Wueghhh 🤮 superblackfire squeezing in one last time before the season ends

They could easily make them date in this ... if this many nonsense asspull ships got greenlit what's one more??? The only reason is heteronormativity. MAKE EM KISS FUCKIN HELL DO IIIIT

"We named the character Fitzmartin in honor of the writer Meghan Fitzmartin who reintroduced bernard down into the continuity as Tim's love interest" okay why's bernard a grown ass man around dicks age with a job. Now I Def don't want him dating tim, but also, why would you do that to Tim's official boyfriend?? Or is the surname just a coincidence, and I'm fighting windmills

Don't let him get under your skin, Kon!! I better not see you grab a razor

SNAKEY BLOOD MAGIC

Kons going to jail. comic tim would never let this happen

I hate hate HATE mother and brother mayhem they're so gooey

Oh good they're addressing Kory's amnesia from season 1

Raven could commit big scale war crimes and Dick would find excuses for her I bet

Smth tells me they'll try to squeeze kon's death in but God forbid they also include the tim trying to clone him 99 times

Tim you are not fooling anyone, we can all tell you are very very gay for kon, except for kon ofc

Lmao Tim doesn't even know, he's just like "I sure did feel An Emotion there. Fuck if I know what it was"

I have continued reading, and I didn't realize these two incidents happen right after eachother. Raven says Tim's arm is still healing right before the Titan's Tower attack, so the proximity of these insults only adds to things. Conner also probably blames himself, since it was because of him that Tim inherently had a disadvantage in that fight because his arm was broken. The layers continue ehehehehehehehe

"I wasn't judging, I want to know where she got them! I want fish friends, too."

Hahahahahahaha and this is how Conner goes home to find a fish tank in his room