Painfully Punsexual

LITERATURE SERIES: Jane Austen

Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts, part 6 of ? - prev set, next set

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Hi again, this is the same anon from before. I’ve also seen you say a lot that you think Tim is suicidal? Can you please explain why you think this? (Again, these questions aren’t hostile or anything I’m really just curious about why Tim is so sad) Thank you!

Ohhh boy this is going to be fun. You, my very curious friend, have no idea what you’ve just brought on by asking me this, haha. And because I have no impulse control whatsoever, I’m going to take advantage of this golden opportunity and make a giant compilation of all my reasons and proof regarding why my small son is sadder than Eeyore on a bad day, because why not. In this post I’ll be providing evidence of his depression, describing the causes, and explaining why I believe he’s also suicidal, so be prepared for some Feels.  

So sit back, get comfy, grab a snack, and go get yourself a good old box of tissues because we’re going to be here for a while. Now, kind anon who probably doesn’t deserve the lengthy and detailed rant I’m about to unleash, prepare yourself for the Official Tim Drake Depression Masterpost Extravaganza! 🙌🙌😭🙌🙌