Painfully Punsexual

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

Thinking of Superbat being Clark who has memorised Bruce's heartbeat and then panics because he can't hear it anymore(it was only a split second). So he rushes to wherever Bruce is immediately. Only to then find out he sneezed.