velociraptor earther

kitten ambulance but the siren is just a high pitched meow

i make everything i own into a dolphin. my blanket, my dead skin cells, my computer, everything is dolphin. i am surrounded by dolphins. they are everywhere. the dolphins know too much. send help. i’m drowning in dolphin. there are too many of them. dolphi

if colleges are going test optional why can’t my high school

pee is stored in the all of us, comrade.

hi name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven gay and i’m a raging homosexual (that’s how i got my name)

fellas, is it gay to think gay people are gay🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

mater can tractor pull my asshole if you know what i mean

i kissed a BIRD and i liked it the taste of her birdy chapstick

ap art is when the fun and games are over and you suddenly hate the thing you have been passionate about for over half your life. also junior year is destroying my asshole

we back pitches

accidentally started a war by asking my family how many syllables “fire” has

i find it incredibly disappointing that caitlyn jenner didn’t spell her name with a K, like kome on your whole family kould have matched

TEEN BEACH ORGY. DISNEY. DO IT.