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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

Prehistoric dinner here I come

Forbidden Fossil Feast

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

they hate me for my loving nature and sentimentality that borders on delusion

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth