Sexbot 5000

I'll take the lack of reaction as a no, I'm offended.

Not bad man. You?

alright i guess. just kind of lying in bed and fucking around on the internet. i’m so bored i feel like i’m losing my mind.

I'm coated entirely in plastic wrap, and now doing the favour for my brother. We got matching tattoos for our birthdays. 

Not bad man. You?

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr. White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE

“Thought you’d never ask.” He mumbled, leaning on Dirk’s shoulder to rub in the gel. “You’ve got scabs n shit already.” 

"Really? Well. That's not necessarily good but alright." Dirk relaxed a little, turning his head to look up at his brother.

“Do it.” Dave grunted in answer. He didn’t really regret it either, he was just being a pissy moany little bitch.

Dirk sighed at him and grabbed the bottle the tattoo artist had given him and poured some out on his brother's back. He rubbed it in gently and then offered the bottle to Dave. "Now do me."

Thanks dude. I still have leftover birthday pizza if you want to come chill.