Princess

into THIS

And not just any dog, but the ‘perfect dog’ that people always compare cats to.

Cats are not dogs. But also, cats and dogs are not a hivemind with only one personality per species.

“My cat flipped out the first time I put a harness and leash on it, you can’t take them on walks like a dog!” Buddy, pal, friend. You go put a harness and leash on an adult backyard-only dog for the first time and tell me just how well that goes for you.

“They are horrible to bathe!”…. Sure, if you put an adult cat just straight into the water or the loud scary shower that hasn’t ever had a bath in its life. But my foster kittens get bathed often. They don’t care at all. If their adopters kept that up, they’d be fine as adults, too. But it’s not like dogs are naturally any better, either. My girl dog straight up panics in the bath and will try to scale the walls and urinate in her fear. I do not bathe her unless absolutely necessary.

Sure clingy subs are adorable and nice and all but consider this:

-Doms that dont wanna let you go and hug you tightly

-Doms that are addicted to your scent and constantly bury their noses on you

-Doms that whine and pull you closer when you have to wake up early

-Doms that spam you with text till they have your full attention

-Doms that always have their eyes on you and admiring you