NW.JO ✔️

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*

I thought that said “pulls apart a Twizzler” like doing that would prove how strong you are.

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

reblog if you are in constant need for a hug from phil lester

Forever adore this quote

every time dan’s hobbit hair comes back my skin clears up and all of a sudden everything is okay in the world

oh look my skin is clear and all of a sudden everything is okay in the world again

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geometree

tree math

tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day