bored and blushing

😳

When everyone in the friend group has mental health problems but you still try to lift each others spirits

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

wow. that. okay.

@wearepaladin

my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply

are you telling me there is a brock under every dugtrio

bro why the fuck am i only getting 5 hours of sleep

Sky’s proclivity for snoozing is completely me and is a whole mood. #sleepyboy #precious