just some gay shit

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows

You mean the moon???

i honestly believe that with every single person you meet, there is a specific reason that you met them. they will either love you, hate you, lead you, grow you, influence you, hurt you etc… it’s all for a purpose. every single person.

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

why are girls so attractive??? i’m not complaining just impressed

{taking medication does not make you weak}