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if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

i like to be so nice to puppies because i love them

If your whole personality is being gay to the point of not being able to engage with stories about women and only scanning media for the most yaoiable white boys you are the problem.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

My girlfriend

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

the backflips people will do just to defend someone else’s boner…like do u REALLY think men who make like “my BARELY LEGAL stepdaughter was DUMB FEMINIST until I fucked it out of her and showed her HER PLACE” porn are doing that in like a feminist way. truly in ur heart of hearts you think hes like. woke?

as annoying as ppl over identifying with the autistic label for quirky reasons is i promise u self diagnosed autistic ppl r not as big as a problem as u think they are and most ppl who arrive at that conclusion either have autism or at minimum do have somethin else “wrong” wit em 😭 its such a non issue sorry its just rlly a first world problem