the random intensifies

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

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