how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

The thing i most love about them playing Vampyre The Masquerade instead of dnd is that I don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about. Yall are making posts like "There's a Cleep in the mines and Beth is obviously a Tumbledrier and the Flimpy faction will probably oppose them" like whatever you say princess I liked when the bat ate the missile

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

all that “i dont wanna be on fleek…i want to be a soft little princess!” “i dont want a hot girl summer! i want a fairy angel dollette summer…” “dont match my freak! match my softness and intellect…” “my body not tea…im actually a little baby deer made of porcelain” “im not a savage! im a lady!!!” shit yall be doing is not subtle at all oh i hate the current culture we in yall needa be jailed