(Threat)

tenderness blooms even in the coldest corners of the universe

The twisted poly rope is fine for tying stuff down in the bed of your truck, but not for tying down a human... even in the bed of a truck.

masochist's dream

I am not drunk, Gustav Klimt

smifsmoffing the grass

nvm this one's funnier

she do a lil trollin' / rip / endless tickle payback by SPiNDLE

credit to @salamanding, I feel like the masses need to know about this

Is it hard to get a job at the yuri office

Here's the whole thing, not just the chopped part.

eyeless jack

golden bunnie

Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney. I can only imagine demons are doing to you now what US soldiers did to Iraqi civilians in Abu Ghraib.