The Tidal Rebellion

This will be a short interview, Mr. Vantas.

IT HAD BETTER BE. PEIXES HAS ME TAKING TIME OFF TRAINING THE THRESHECUTIONER RECRUITS TO PLAY AT PUBLICITY.

Are you familiar with Her Imperial Radiance, then?

YOU'VE WRITTEN AT LEAST TWENTY ARTICLES SPECULATING ON THE NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP OVER THE PAST HALF-SWEEP, FUCKNUGGET, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU GODSDAMN KNOW I'M FAMILIAR WITH HER.

(Note: Subject seems unnecessarily temperamental. Perhaps some quadrant issues?)

Of course. What, may I ask, were your reasons for joining the rebellion?

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