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Random Shit I've Said (No Context)
"Why write lyrics about your life when you can just find a relatable song with someone else's lyrics?" -2K18
"My iPod is more dead than my future! So yeah, it's pretty dead." -2K17
"I'm not into weird things I just crave death!" -2k20. (Spoiler alert, it ended up being both)
"Guys be wishing their dicks were as long as a 2005 Fall Out Boy song title." -2k20
"I'm gonna throw up" 2k20, uttered every time I burp
"You can live yer whole life without knowing what you don't know." -2k20
"I may not know what my aesthetic is but I know what my aesthetic is not." -2020
"It may be wrong morally, but not in theory!" -2020
"It only takes one person to disgrace a fandom, but it takes the same person to disgrace the fandom twice." -2k18
"And then they said okay and I went to the bathroom."
"I tried to be funny but like I failed" -2k18
"One day my friend was swinging and I walked by him while he was swinging." -2k18
When Everybody's Least Favourite Teacher Is On the Phone During Class:
"I have crippling depression!"
"Yo pass the joint!"
"Mr B when can we cook more meth?"
"Pass me some weed!"
MCU Characters as Random Stuff my Classmates Said
Rocket to Peter Q- "How fat ARE you!?"
Tony to Stephen- "Stop talking! You just say weird things that don't make any sense!"
Peter Q- I'm scared, impaired, and unprepared!
Thor- And I don't care
Thor- Loki and I have threatened to kill each other countless times!

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Peter, after finding out that he can pick up Mjolnir: hey guys
Tony: whatās up kid?
Thor: yes Man of Spiders?
Peter: I think itās safe to say that I
Peter: STOLE THORāS THUNDER *wheeze*
Tony, sighing heavily: Iām disowning you
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itās by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itās Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farā¦farā¦.worse.
Sorry, Iām about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it āmakes the unseen seen.ā
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyāre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherās hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donāt ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheāll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnāt just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childās drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheās much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineās life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherās) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnāt afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said āoh I was terrified I just didnāt want to tell my momā.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
This thread is absolutely everything
Hufflepuff: Some of you never went swimming as a kid and tried to force a boogie board underwater only for it to shoot back up and hit you in the face and it shows.
I'm not even a hufflepuff and I relate
Old house: *creaks*
Ryan: *slowly and cautiously backs away*
Shane: *smashes a plate over his head to use as a shiv like Spider-Ham*

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Bucky: In Wakanda they called me The White Wolf.
Morgan: Why? Do you howl?
Bucky: What⦠No, thatās not the reason they called me that⦠Itās because Iām whi-
Morgan: Howl.
Bucky:
Bucky: Iām not a real wol-
Morgan: Howl.
Bucky:
Morgan:
Bucky: *starts howling*
Where is the lie tho?
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CASHIER:Ā Sign?
WANDA: Libra
CASHIER: I meant I need your signature

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EMPLOYEE: You mean unisex?
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