Derek Price

"Have you seen my stuff?"

"Oh my god, lock the door next time!"

"Clean up your things, you aren't the only one here."

"Have you taken out the trash yet?"

"I'll be doing the laundry today, so, give me all the dirty clothes."

"What did I say about putting the dishes in the sink?"

"Didn't I say you couldn't bring anyone here?"

"...We need a bigger dorm room."

"God, why am I stuck with you?"

"Oh shit it's you!"

"We are never going to last long here in this room together."

"I'm taking the top bunk!"

"Oh no, you're taking the bottom bunk!"

"Whoever wins gets the top bunk."

"Was... was this left by the older occupants of this dorm?"

"Oh god, ew, they didn't even bother to clean the room up!"