if you see a flaw, SQUINT!

me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS* me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS* [x files music plays]

Please fucking bring back vine I’m so sick of reading these posts because I swear I can see them.

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

!!!!!!

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

Noted

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

i have a hot take idk if yallre ready for it

a bi man married to a bi woman is peak wlw/mlm solidarity 

biphobes big mad at this post

a concept: jake introducing captain holt to queer eye

a follow up concept: holt IMMEDIATELY nominating jake for queer eye after watching the series

Never reblogged something harder in my life

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

#needless to say this is a pussy out look

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

snail as old as slime

my favorite part of queer eye is when the guy comes out in his new clothes and hes all nervous and uncomfortable and the fab five scream and are like WOOOO YAAASSS HONEY YOU LOOK AMAZING and the guy just lights up it’s so pure and wonderful