I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.
We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.
My nose hurts so bad.
Tattie. Tattie.
What has @bran-the-man done to you.
Was much worse having to watch it, trust me 🙂↔️
Says you, Mr "Drinks Pimm's on the Lawn"!! Your girlfriend has like totally British-ed you more than I have Alan. You're being converted mate.
Oi, you keep your Pimms hate to yourself, Bearman. That stuff was amazing. British sangria. Who can hate that?!
Bruv, Pimm's is like lush, what I'm saying is like you can't judge Alliebear for his britishisms when you're exactly the same.
Hey, I nearly got chased out the country for calling it fish and fries with a soda. Not the same, pal!
Such a disaster to the English language, hasn't Lady P taught you anything? (;– –)














