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#YOLO DUUUUDE!!

@bran-the-man

Yo Brandon here aka The Bear!! | He/Him | Gamer, streamer, thrill junkie | Creator of #viral vids such as 'dumb ways to fly' & 'dude vs mountain'

58 posts

Apr 28

Hey Bearheads!!

Due to popular demand from the chat, ya boy made a blog on.... This old empty website no one uses anymore... Srsly why did you guys vote for this? Lol jkjk... Kinda... I mean hey who knows maybe it might get more people to watch me stream yk, like the Tesco ads say; "every little helps"

Anyway fam, now I'm here why don't you ask some questions, get to know about the man behind the plan? Help me figure out how this kind of vintage social media works yeah? Thx guys, much love.✌️💕

- Bear out 🐻

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #((mun wants to be anonymous))#((i hope i have fun roleplaying with all of you))

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Jul 29

thunderbird-3-best-bird

I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.

We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.

My nose hurts so bad.

Tattie. Tattie.

What has @bran-the-man done to you.

Was much worse having to watch it, trust me 🙂‍↔️

Says you, Mr "Drinks Pimm's on the Lawn"!! Your girlfriend has like totally British-ed you more than I have Alan. You're being converted mate.

Oi, you keep your Pimms hate to yourself, Bearman. That stuff was amazing. British sangria. Who can hate that?!

Bruv, Pimm's is like lush, what I'm saying is like you can't judge Alliebear for his britishisms when you're exactly the same.

#thunderbirds rp

Jul 29

What’s up Bear! I am like, the biggest bear head, so totally off the hook!!! You and Alan are like the CUTEST. Seriously, when are you moving in together? We need a whole like slice of life vid blog series!

Yo Bearhead!!!🐻 I'm like so hyped you dropped by my inbox!!🫶

Aw cheers mate, you're making me blush lol!!🥰 Truth is tho, we don't know like when or if we'll move in together yk? Here's some relationship wisdom for ya, sometimes you can't like put a deadline on things cos life has a way of throwing things at you that you like totally didn't expect and also sometimes you and your romantic buddy have lives that don't line up in all the ways you like want them to.

Like Alan is an Astronaut and rescues people, he lives on this island in the middle of the ocean, his fam are there, he's lived there like nearly his whole life and he wouldn't be able to do his job if he leaves. I'm a full time streamer yk? Like I travel the world and do some totally extreme stunts and at the end of the adventure I go home to England where my mum and my sister and all my mates are, if I left I'd be leaving all them behind. Our lives just like aren't at a place where we could move in together and it totally sucks 😓 but we still make time for eachother whenever we can and that's what's important yeah?💖 Maybe one day we'll be able to live together, maybe we won't but like rn is not the time my Bearhead.

Also, not to be a downer but don't like get your hopes up about a life vlog and all that. I don't mix work with not work.😅

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #bear-with-me

Jul 27

thunderbird-3-best-bird

I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.

We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.

My nose hurts so bad.

Tattie. Tattie.

What has @bran-the-man done to you.

Was much worse having to watch it, trust me 🙂‍↔️

Says you, Mr "Drinks Pimm's on the Lawn"!! Your girlfriend has like totally British-ed you more than I have Alan. You're being converted mate.

#thunderbirds rp

Jul 26

thunderbird-3-best-bird

A lot of young people look up to you as one of the youngest astronauts in history. What advice do you have for any young person looking to become an astronaut themselves?

- Global News 🌐

well... There's a lot actually. Lemme sit down for this one.

...ahem.

research the requirements of your local space program

eat healthy

get fit, like REALLY fit

fix your sleep schedule

have a dad that is an astronaut who teaches you personally and takes you flying in an actual rocket because you're papa's special boy

send a message to your local space program asking for helpful resources

play flight sims on your computer (yea, really)

Hope this helps!

Okay, point 5 is kinda a joke, ik.

8. Be super brave and handsome.🥰

#thunderbirds rp

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Jul 12

Firstly: England, why the hell are you this hot.

Secondly: why has Pimms not made it across any oceans yet. This is dangerously good.

Can I like take that as a point for team Brit?

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 26

interesting that you let Alan off the island. Don’t you think he’s very vulnerable? It would be a shame if something were to happen to him………

“Let”

??

Some facts:

- he’s a legal adult

- he flies a rocket into space on a regular basis

- locking people away so they can’t experience the world and life to its full isn’t love

- he’s no more vulnerable than any other 18 year old. In fact…

- Kayo is his sister

Not forgetting

- John is his brother

I rather think that anyone who tried anything might very quickly regret it

And I'm his bf. If anything happened and like John couldn't find him with all his fancy tech, I have millions of bearheads literally like all over the world. It wouldn't be long before someone found him and whoever messed with him would pay.

AWhhh you'd do that for me Bran? 🥰

but seriously how old do Scott's anons think i am

Well duh!! I love you Alliebear!!😘 Ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for this legit amazing, kind and totes handsome legend of a man.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 26

interesting that you let Alan off the island. Don’t you think he’s very vulnerable? It would be a shame if something were to happen to him………

“Let”

??

Some facts:

- he’s a legal adult

- he flies a rocket into space on a regular basis

- locking people away so they can’t experience the world and life to its full isn’t love

- he’s no more vulnerable than any other 18 year old. In fact…

- Kayo is his sister

Not forgetting

- John is his brother

I rather think that anyone who tried anything might very quickly regret it

And I'm his bf. If anything happened and like John couldn't find him with all his fancy tech, I have millions of bearheads literally like all over the world. It wouldn't be long before someone found him and whoever messed with him would pay.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 22

Yo Be- Brandon.

I just wanted to apologise for yesterday. Honestly didn’t mean to have a dig at you, and I’m truly sorry it came across like that and upset you.

I know you were genuinely only sticking up for Dad, which is really good of you. And I know Al is an excellent judge of folk, and he’s never wrong so…

Yeah. I owe you trip out in the good surf.

Sorry.

- Gordon 🐠

Yo... It's cool man. I mean like I can't say I've never like yk... done the same thing. 😓

Maybe I should have uh... Realised you weren't trying to like ragebait me or make fun of me, Alan only ever says nice things about you lads. I'll admit the bear can be a bit hot headed and uh... Like maybe leap to conclusions too quickly. You didn't deserve to be on the other end of that dude, soz. Let's just like put this behind us yeah?🙏

I’m not crying you’re crying

Group hug anyone?

Hey Brandon, if you’re not busy while Allie and Gordo are away on their road trip (totally fine if you are) then d’ya wanna have a fly sometime in the next couple days? I hear it’s heat waving out your way and I can’t think of a better way to avoid that then playing in an air conditioned jet in the Welsh valleys 😁

Hey yeah!!! Totally beats melting in this heat!!

#thundersocials #thunderbirds rp

Jun 21

Yo Be- Brandon.

I just wanted to apologise for yesterday. Honestly didn’t mean to have a dig at you, and I’m truly sorry it came across like that and upset you.

I know you were genuinely only sticking up for Dad, which is really good of you. And I know Al is an excellent judge of folk, and he’s never wrong so…

Yeah. I owe you trip out in the good surf.

Sorry.

- Gordon 🐠

Yo... It's cool man. I mean like I can't say I've never like yk... done the same thing. 😓

Maybe I should have uh... Realised you weren't trying to like ragebait me or make fun of me, Alan only ever says nice things about you lads. I'll admit the bear can be a bit hot headed and uh... Like maybe leap to conclusions too quickly. You didn't deserve to be on the other end of that dude, soz. Let's just like put this behind us yeah?🙏

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #bear-with-me

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Jun 19

Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

Y’know, fair play. Of all the conversations about your father in law to get involved in… 🌝

Dang bruv, can't a dude just like help a brother out? I just like know what it's like to have your privacy invaded and I sympathise and all that like.😒

Hey, hey, it was a compliment! It’s almost kinda sweet. If we ignoring the sympathising about bollocks part.

Not helping...

And you’ll have something to chat about at Christmas dinner 😌

Like what? That you just have to like wind people up for shits & giggles? "Yes mum, I have met Alan's family but I lost my 'world's most annoying dickhead' trophy to his brother. Yeah... Great roasters this year btw."🙃

Woah there little bros… time out yeah?

Gordon, behave before your own set become a topic of conversation.

Now, now, remember all those niblings you want for your Scout troop 😌

@bran-the-man easy there, grouchy bear, it was only a joke. Glad I could relieve you of the burden of that title though 🙂‍↔️

You can adopt 😒

Just be kind, fishface… just because he’s Alan’s beloved doesn’t mean he automatically gets the slippery feathers that years of withstanding idiot big brother banter gave our Sprout. Some families express affection by being nice to each other, y’know… weird right? But I hear it is so.

And maybe don’t leap in and interfere if the guy is trying to make nice with Dad, y’know? That’s kind of a big step, whatever the conversational topic that happens to prompt it.

Thanks Scott T>T I don't wanna scare him off!!!

tho is he bran's father in law yet if we arent married?

I’d wager we might be a bit of an acquired taste as a family… 😬 Sorry Brandon… we do mean well I promise 🥴

Literally no. The clue is in the in law part… but there isn’t really a good alternative phrase that u know of 🤔

Haha! It's all good lolz! I have a sister so like I kind of get it yeah? Didn't mean to cause any trouble, fam.✌️ I'm down with a good joke yk? All for it man, it's part of the job, you don't get into the work I do by taking yourself too seriously, you feel me? Just... Don't expect me to laugh along like when you're laughing at me and not with me, bruv.

Wouldn't he just be like my... Boyfriend's dad? Lol.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 19

Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

Y’know, fair play. Of all the conversations about your father in law to get involved in… 🌝

Dang bruv, can't a dude just like help a brother out? I just like know what it's like to have your privacy invaded and I sympathise and all that like.😒

Hey, hey, it was a compliment! It’s almost kinda sweet. If we ignoring the sympathising about bollocks part.

Not helping...

And you’ll have something to chat about at Christmas dinner 😌

Like what? That you just have to like wind people up for shits & giggles? "Yes mum, I have met Alan's family but I lost my 'world's most annoying dickhead' trophy to his brother. Yeah... Great roasters this year btw."🙃

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 19

Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

Y’know, fair play. Of all the conversations about your father in law to get involved in… 🌝

Dang bruv, can't a dude just like help a brother out? I just like know what it's like to have your privacy invaded and I sympathise and all that like.😒

Hey, hey, it was a compliment! It’s almost kinda sweet. If we ignoring the sympathising about bollocks part.

Not helping...

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 18

Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

Y’know, fair play. Of all the conversations about your father in law to get involved in… 🌝

Dang bruv, can't a dude just like help a brother out? I just like know what it's like to have your privacy invaded and I sympathise and all that like.😒

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 18

Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

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Jun 14

thunderbird-3-best-bird

Not jealous. That would be ridiculous. The whole thing is however — ridiculous.

oh hi anon from Gorb! I'm afraid I'll have to tell you this...

love wins.

And Lady P truly loves my idiot brother, I can't quite understand it either, but it's true. They're cute together honestly, and I can only hope that you, Anon, may once experience love like them.

Daammnn. Must be a real scaredy cat to go after my boyfriend and not the dude who like originally said you were jelly in the first place innit?

Don't let this guy give you trouble Alan, he's lost the plot he has. What a weirdo.😑

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials

Jun 14

Nobody wants to see your stupid pretend happily ever after. It will all end in tears when she comes to her senses.

… ooookay then.

Someone needs to give you a good hug. It’s hard when we get out of bed on the wrong side, y’know?

(Not to like be that guy but I think someone is jealous)

thunderbird-3-best-bird

they are most definitely jealous😭✌️

Bring out the ice-cream bc this dude's totes jelly!!😎

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