goddess of thunder

    “Well— when you put it that way…”     She’d never been the hero. “It does     sound nicer.”

            "It must have taken a great deal of              courage! Is it so wrong to recall the              bravery you displayed that day?"

        “It wasn’t a battle though! One time I         was trying to throw myself out of a plane         to save my teammates, and the other         time I tried to knock out my commanding         officer. Terrible… terrible.”

            "That sounds like battle to my ears!              Saving ones shield-sisters and brothers              is quite the heroic act."

    “Not if your team won’t let that incident die.     Both incidents, actually! And I only ever     succeeded in knocking someone out once.”

            "It is such a wonderful tale, though! You ought              to enjoy it's telling! Tales of battles won are to              be celebrated!"

Peter held up his hands. “I’m not what I look like I am—I promise! It’s just—” He smacked the side of his helmet, which flashed with a zapping sound momentarily. “—stuck.”

            "Are you quite alright, mortal?"      A mix of confusion and mild amusement      washed Thor's face as she examined the      masked man. It seemed like quite the      dilemma to be having.           "Perhaps if you crush the button it            will work?"      Lithe fingers moved towards the handle of      Mjolnir questioningly.

"Somebody put two fire extinguishers in my lab and labeled one ‘for emergencies’ and the other ‘use this one to hit people’. It’s not funny."

            "It sounds quite humerus to me!"

"Woah…." Was all he could manage to get out as he looked at the woman before him. She was tall, blonde and a hell of a bombshell, literally, she looked like if you stepped on her the wrong way she might take a limb or two.

{ ® } ;; —-   Using anything other than his hammer                   during training was a rare occurrence,                   and he found the small blades a little                   insufficient. Swords, these were called. "I fail to see why your warriors  insist on using such miniscule  weapons, Thor.”

            "Small they may be, but my              warriors are quite skilled with              such weapons. They can prove              very dangerous in battle."      While skilled with blades such as      swords and knives, she too preferred      her hammer. That being said, Thor      would not underestimate the weapons.      One could wreck quite a bit of havoc      with them, should they wish to do so.

Ilithyia + hairporn

      “Bruh. You cannot just sneak up on people like that. I thought I was—whoa wait…did you do something different with your hair?”

            "My apologies, friend! It was not              my intention to sneak. My hair?              Oh, yes. It is not braided."

[ remember the cake. never forget ]

{ that goddamned cake is why i'm so on the fence about it. never forget the cake disaster of 2K14. }