This Birdie Can Scream

Are you asking in general? Or are you asking if how I feel about her has changed?

Both.

[Wrinkles her eyebrows] Well, yeah... But, have you?

It’s nice to see you. I was getting tired of staring at Ryan’s ugly face.

It is pretty damn hideous. How have you been, Bandit? You're actually smiling without being coaxed? I'm shocked.

Nothing that would surprise you. She’s busy. I’m busy. It’s whatever.

I am surprised. I mean, I thought you both could work it out. You're like mad crazy about each other, unless...that changed. [Motions to the lipstick mark behind his ear]

What happened?

I couldn’t agree more. I’m doing great. How are you?

I'm doing great as well, thanks. So, I take it Liv is your mom. What else should I know about you?

Thanks. [Smiles] Mom said the same thing. I choose to ignore the fact that we’re all a little biased.

It's the Fisher in you. I don't think I've ever seen so many hot blondes in one family. How are you?

The one and only. [Smiles] Hey. 

Nice! Hey, kid. What's up?

That I am. [Smiles] And I know who you are. We’re cousins once removed. I think. I don’t know how that works, it always confuses me. Anyways, I’m Parker.

A cousin once removed, huh? Cool. Well, it's nice to meet you. And you have some awesome genes, if I say so myself.