Shut Up and Give Me Your Money!

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

I love how American Christians are so unfamiliar with their own belief system they're making this a joke about jesus being white and not a joke about transubstantiation. I'm not even Christian and I know this.

Logging onto here is like walking through a bead curtain

gaslighting myself into thinking i’m doing fine

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

Okay but the Big Bad Beetleborgs ad