→ WE NEED TO TALK ❞

CAN I GET A BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS PLOT ?? like not even an instant one, but like one with the gradual build up. like MUSE A comes to them after a fight with their significant. MUSE B knocks on their window after a horrible date. no one gets me like you. inside jokes no one understand. maybe even a secret handshake ?? just chemistry so strong it melts your heart. so innocent & pure. bonus points if people used to say they’d get married one day and they both laughed at the idea. but here they are. laughing about what their lives have become. how at the end of the day they’ve always had each other. and now they can’t help but wonder.

SANTA CLARITA DIET IS IN DANGER OF GETTING CANCELLED! im gonna go fucken cry and put season 3 on repeat on netflix. 

SCD is really in danger of getting cancelled so Tweet THE FUCK outta this show, and use hashtags like #RenewSantaClaritaDiet and tag @SCDiet, also put it on repeat on your netflix!!

i really need a “you used to be my babysitter and although you were the worst babysitter alive (letting me stay up late, eating cake for dinner, watching rated r movies with me and helping me hide the ceramics we broke) i was practically in love w/ you and told you that i was gonna be your bf/gf someday. you would always just laugh and say that i was too young. WELL i’m older now and we just got matched on tinder/my parents just invited you to my birthday party/etc !!!” plot so hmu