Things About Slytherins

Slytherins can never have a poker face. No matter how hard they try, their faces scream their emotions.

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This is correct. So very correct. 👏🏼

Slytherins are often the punniest of all the houses.

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-Madi

Slytherins can feel really bad for doing the slightest thing wrong to their (what I like to call) “chosen ones”. The “chosen ones” are the people Slytherins give their time, love, and attention too most! Now when they do something wrong in the slightest to “chosen ones”, (that may be being just a few minutes late or not complimenting their new hair cut etc) the Slytherin immediately feels awful! But if the Slytherin does something majorly wrong to someone outside of their “chosen ones”, eh whatever they’ll forgive you.

Slytherins will either really crave attention or not want to be bothered by anyone. There is no in between. It's either they want no one of the human race to bother them or they want all the love and affection of one or two of their favorite humans.

Slytherins will often times choke down there feelings and just listen/be silent when a person is rude to them. But as the rude person keeps talking, the Slytherin plots what their next move will be in getting back at them in the most subtle or unrecongnizable way.

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Slytherins often worry so much about not being clingy, that they become really clingy

Slytherins often times are very sarcastic and say a lot of crude jokes around their friends. But when a significant other comes along, they often times act cute and innocent around them. The Slytherins friends are seeing right through them of course but just stand back and smirk

Many Slytherins feel very anxious when a person doesn't respond to their message/messages. Slytherins often think that they did something wrong or the person now hates them if they don't respond to "How are you" or another common message, after ten minutes. The Slytherin will often times over think or overanalyze the message that the Slytherin sent till the person messages back two minutes later. Then the Slytherin realises the person loves them and the cycle continues.