Livvy

Wake up babe new boat stuck

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

tumblr is like the nokia of social apps

why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you'll calm down

::softly:: awoooooooo

petition to call the chapter that malec kisses in the accords hall the yassification of shadowhunters please and thank you <3