Holy Palmers Kiss

Wow, these are terrific

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

“There is no winner in dnd” you are so wrong it’s laughable, the winner is whoever can make the dm create the most new rules

✨choose some films and i’ll tell you which random yet oddly-specific filmism you are ✨

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He's manifestly both

When C.S. Lewis wrote “but some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”

every time it rains i think of that raymond carver poem. poetry is like prayer to me methinks. or an incantation