you flower, you feast

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

omfg pls

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors