Debate Round Deux 2016
This was Stenographed live edited by Thromes for the reader
<DEBATE TIME><DEBATE TIME><DEBATE TIME><DEBATE TIME><DEBATE TIME><DEBATE TIME> Alright were in Less than couple minutes and the tape is brought up
Anderson cooper: so you talked about sexual assult on tape, and it was pretty gross
Donald j trump: no it was locker room TALK, Sniff, lets talk ISIS and medival stuff going on Andersoon Cooper: did you or did you not do these things? Have you ever done those things?
Donald says he didnt, which Im sure will come back on tape Secratary Clinton finally addresses the tape
Clinton: I question his fitness to serve
Video is who he is, he targets all minorites and like
Video is not who WE are, we are great and good and respectful and appropriate, ya know? Donald Trump: Its just words folks its just words!
heard them here, they failed!
heard them there, they failed!
will help african americans and latino
sshe did nothing...
Moderator : Alright lets move on Trump: So shes allowed to do this and Im not... OK then...
<He is pissed and frissed> Q: <Trump says the campagin changed him, when did that happen?>
Trump: Locker room talk folks, I respect people, sniff
Look at Bill Clinton, far worse, Bill Clinton was abusive
<Clinton starts getting red><Trump starts going all in>
Trump: dont tell me about words
LOOK AT THE ACTIONS OF BILL CLINTON <Trump is going for the gusto>
Trump: Clinton should be ashamed! AND AND ya!
Clinton responds
Clinton: When they go low, you go high... Michelle said that to me for some reason
This guy? He never apologises to anyone, these people those people, people in general
<It has started as an official mudsling>
Trump starts out strong, Clinton does the same thing pretty much
Trump keeps says clinton did it first, and michelle obama talked about you too
Trump sizzles with fury trying to come with more and more dirt and brings up Bernie Sanders
and Emails
and Boxes
Trump: And Ill tell you what, sniff
and I hate to say this, sniff
and if I win, sniffI will get MY General Attorney to get a special prosecutor, sniff, to look INTO YOU MRS CLINTON!!!! <Clinton turns away laughing>
Trump: Hes gonna get one, for 30000 emails and you should be ashamed!
Clinton: I insist upon the idea of fact checking, you can do so on my website, if Trump had his way...
Trump: youd be in jail, ... <almost says b**ch>
<Crowd appauls and hoots and hollers>
Anderson: please shut up guys this is serious Clinton: I take responsibility for the private email server, there are misleadings
no hackings, no classified materials misused
<Trump cant move on from stuff>
Trump: Why arent you bring up the emails Anderson? Its like 1 on 3 here
<LOL>
Q :<What about rising health care costs and stuff?>
Clinton: I know healthcare premiums are going up but were gonna get through it!
Trump: Obamacares a disater, you know it I know it
Shes wants to go to single payers which means government rules everything, sniff
its disatourous, I will fix
Anderson: how will you do that?
Turmp: I Will and we're gonna get these guys to do this and that
Anderson: K, moving on Q <so we got a bunch of muslims here like me and what are you gonna do about islamaphobia?>
Trump: Ya well we need muslims to report whats going on, san bernadino was awful
Muslims need to report people look at Orlando, THEY WONT SAY
RADICAL
ISLAMIC
TERRARH
and YOU wont say it!
<Almost stunned by Trumps brain, Clinton struts through to sweep the afterbirth>
Q: <Somebody brings up the Muslim ban, are you going to ban them or not? What is it?>
Trump: ITs called EXTREME VETTING
we have Syrians coming in because of OBAMA and CLINTON
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ITS THE GREAT TROJAN HORSE
Anderson: Ya Clinton, why take the risk?
Clinton: I wont take any risks, just women and children
Trump: Clinton went 25 seconds over her time! Hillary Clinton! She brought murderers back in!
Bernie Sanders said she had really bad judgement!
Drugs coming in at a record clip!
Border agents love me!
SHE HAS BAD JUDGEMENT AND I DONT LIKE HER!
Clinton: Apparently Russians are hacking us at the dnc and wikileaks are leaking the shit
A Foriegn power is interesting in the election and NOT BECAUSE OF ME Maybe cause Trump loves this guy?
Trump: Oooooooooooohhhhh yoooooooouu....I know stuff about YOOOOOUUUTrump rambling on the post office and other weird stuff, I dont have sheets, I have taxes and pay hundreds of millions in taxes<?!?!> Q: <What will you do you insure wealthest people pay their share?>
Trump: Why didnt Clinton change the tax code? Because she used it <points finger>! and so your friends can give you money!
Im bringing it down, BIGLY for the middle class!
Shes going to RAISE it sky high!
Theres no growth!
China has a GDP of 7 and its bad!
USA goes down as its SNIIFFFFFF
BUT SHES RAISing verything drasticlly
Clinton: Well thats all not very true
He will give them the biggest tax cuts and stuff, And I voted to close loopholes
Anderson: So yeah about those loopholes, do you use them? and not pay federal income tax
Trump: Yeah! And so did she! I know the tax code better than anybody, I pay this and that and alley cats!
Anderson: How many years have you avoided tax?
Trump:I pay tax! I use depreciation! She does nothing! All talk! Bernie Sanders says shes made bad judgment!
ISIS is BECAUSE of these guys and the void! Great job CLINTON! Why didnt you do anything!
You werent effective!
Anderson: Dont inturrept Donald
Clinton: let me talk about my 30 years in ...
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Moderator: <K, Syria time>
Trump: mmmmno Shes was a disaster
Moderator: <No shut up its Syria time>Remember the lil boy? He got the worlds attention Allepo is a battleground and children are dying children are crying
Facebook question: <what will you do about syria and allepo?>
Clinton: oh well its cataustrouphic, Russians are going crazy bombing rebelsthey want assad in Power. Russia must be calmed down, and they want the Donald to suck and sniff
<Anderson looks puzzled>
We got sanctions on Iran, lets investigate war crimes for Russia and Syria
Trump: Well she was..
Clinton: Nope I wasnt
Trump: She drew line in the sand, it was LUAGHED AT all around the world
Irans got wild with nuclear power, Not good! SAD!
She talks tough but doesnt know who the rebels are!
We're arming people! and they're worst than the people!
And ISIS has oil, im sure you know SNIFFFFFFFNow look at Russia! We signed a peice deal and that was the dumbest deals
Iran and Russia are now against us, AND YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE THEY ARE KILLING ISIS Anderson: OK...Let me repeat the question, <audience laughs>
Trump: OK well....She had a chance, and that was the line...It basically has fallen
Now look at Mosul! We annouce we're attack Mosul! Why do we do that?
Make it a sneak attack! Sneaky!
Why do we do this? We are stupid! I have generals endource me!
Moderator: Well there are reasons they do that...psychlogical warfare? Tell me what your strategy is?
Trump: They're gone! Patton and McArther are spinning at our stupidity!
Everybody: OK..that's probably true
Clinton: I will arm the Kurds!
Trump: SHE GOES A MINTUE OVER and you let her, I go a SECOND over and you stop me, mkay?
She calls people deplorable, she LIEDI would be a president for everyone, african americans! latinos! Lesser thans!
45% poverity in the inner cities! no jobs! I do big speechs and say what do you have to lose!
Nothing will happen with her, I tell you shes all talk - snifffff - disaster! - sniiiffff - floods! Clinton: 67% voted to reelect me ya know? I like children and stuff I worked with lations and african americans and all these different types of people
when you look at my letters they are scared of trump and his followers,Little boys are worried about being sent back to africa,
Trump effect,Bullying on the rise
Everybody: <Out of time mrs Clinton>
Anderson: You said half of his supporters are deplorables, so how does that work?
Clinton: I just dont like the guy, he's said shit about Women, Latinos, Pows, Immagrants, etc,never applogised.
Trump: We have a verry divided nation
Charlotte
Baltimore
Chicago
Sniff
Washington DC
We have a divided nation because people like her
she said deplorable! She said it!
Anderson: You said leaders need disiplene, and you said check out a sex tape on twitter, how does that work?
Trump: Well hang on, Bengazi, and tweeting happens! I have followers! I must communicate with them!
Anderson: Does trump have the disiplene, clinton?
Clinton: Nope
Trump: Big surprise
Clinton: Well you know I spent time in the white house during 90s boom economy. And I worked with GWB, whogave me what I needed after 9/11, and the recission
Moderator: <Clinton youre out of time>
Clinton: we are back
Trump: slowest growth
Moderator: <Please both of you for the love of ___... we are moving on>
Q from Beth Miller: what do we need in supreme court justice?
Clinton: I want to apoint judges who know how the world works, ones who have tried cases and stuff
someone who would revert citizens united. And Trump wouldn't. Marriage equality, women equality.Trumps choices would be not that
Trump: Judge Scalia died recently, and that was sad, Im looking for one of 20 ive picked
Highly Beautifully Wonderfully reviewed who respect the constitution
and respect the second ammendment, UNLIKE HILLARY CLINTON
Im doing stuff and will have hundreds of millions donated to the RNC
Hillary made all this money, where? SHE USED THE POWER to make Money
She WONT use her own money, but will have special interest!
Use your own money!
Clinton: I want to close the gun loophole thing Q from Kenneth Bone: What about energy?
Trump: Great question, Obama put energy on seige. Clinton wants to put them all on seige! We have unblelieve found so much wealth and I will bring energy companies back
They will pay off debt
<High energy Donald>
Look at Steel
And CHINAsnifff!and its killing! we have to guard our energy companies that EPA is putting them out of business
Go to places to minors in the energy business!
Clinton: Well That was interesting, Trump buys the chinese steels.
We are energy independent,We should fight climate change and stuff
Moderator <time up, one more audience quesiton and we're done here>
Karl Becker: Name one positive thing you see in one another
<Audience swooons, Karl Becker for Presdient of nickelodeon 2020>
Clinton: fair question, I respect Donald's children, I think thats something, I think <Moderators nod in aggrement>
I think this election is just way intense right now, we got a lot at stake, we got decisions to make and stuff....consequential is the word, Ive spent 30 years trying to help, let me continue to try to help for another 30 light years
Trump: Thanks for talking about my children, my spawn rules, I consider that a compliment
Clinton doesnt quit and doesnt give up, she is a fighter and fights hard, I'm done.
Anderson: <Thank fuck>












