this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @foxxtrot691

“FEAR MY ULTIMATE WEAPON”

“I’VE GOT SOME MORE!!”

SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE!

@hi-imsleepy

how do people sneak out of their house??? I could be going to pee in the middle of the night and my mom will be like what tf you doing 

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman “you can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says “why? because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that extent and the guy replies with “no, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

this is advanced

I bought a little pink rock salt lamp, and i licked it just now….can confirm it is very salty

To confirm my suspicions

This makes me furious.

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug