Three Times a Father

This is what Transition Day looked like in my classroom Friday. Welcome fifth graders! #unkempt #whysoserious

My super bowl viewing buddy. #dadlife #unkempt

What do I do? Recommendations? This is a first for me in my 11 years of teaching. All help is appreciated.

Of course I would leave the computer in the car for my first professional development of the day and it's called "Maximizing Digital Learning in Social Studies." #outthesidedoor #canigotomylocker #imnotevensupposedtobehere #unkempt

Everybody wants to climb the mountain. #augustuswas6 #rhysis4 #imajunglegym #unkempt

#unkempt #parentingwin #cantloseyourkidswhentheycantgetout (at Chuck E. Cheese’s)

#hideouswallpaper #idigit #bathroomupdate

Day 89: While grading projects. Something phallic, something blue. #mybluecommentwashonest #itsbeenafewyearssinceaprojecthadapenisinit #notthefirsttime #unkempt

Pretty sure I just heard a kid on the playground say "When I'm 70, my mom and dad are going to die." #wow #unkempt #notrhys #surprisingly

Point a camera in her direction and this is what you get. #hamitup #beautifulbaby #unkempt

Oh, you want to cry the whole time I'm in the back seat with you? Let me take a selfie. #parentingwin #unkempt

Rhys wanted hand tattoos tonight so I told him I wanted his mean face for the picture. This is what you get. Frances didn't like hers so no picture. #doineedhandtattoos #myemployerwouldlovethat #professionalism #unkempt

I told my advisory to draw hand turkeys on the whiteboards because I knew they wouldn't disappoint with their creativity. These are my top three. #unkempt #fourcorevalues

Day 67: Kids. Don't leave your jackets unattended. Fat guy in a little coat... #unkempt #lookingjacked