Bro lets go out and be pillars of the community tonight

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

Item: That, a mysterious box that radiates an energy of desirability, causing people to want it for no clear reason.

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style