Three Single Bitches

Reminiscing on my wild days and brainstorming how to explain it to my future children.

That one time in Jamaica I gave half the island my phone number and ran into all of them at the same club

When you meet so many guys in Jamaica that you have to start getting really descriptive when you save them in your contacts

When you forget to ask questions first and later realize the guy you've been cupcakin with is not in your tax bracket

When a guy traps on the side and he gives you his “work” number so you know it’s real 😍😅

Reminiscing about the time I went out with a guy who shares his name with a rapper…and who sang for me, then asked me to rate him on a scale of 1-10.

Scrolling through my contacts and wondering why I never called this guy. Maybe because he entered his name in my phone as Noah "Thegreat" 🙄

When you drunkenly give your number to your NYE Uber driver who is 12 years older than you and he doesn’t understand the concept of falling back…so you block him.

We only went on one date...

...okay

When your brother's engaged friend tries to kick it with you alone in Vegas...

Just...what?

When you meet a guy and he gets attached way too quickly (after 2 days)…

When only one of the single bitches has a date that night...

When a guy asks you a question he probably doesn't want to hear the answer to...

That moment you realize the guy you’ve been talking to is weird and all communication needs to end ASAP.

When you hear from two former love interests in a two day span...