because one dog ain't enough, and two is too low!

I’m obsessed with the way you draw Benny

I tried to screw around a little with animation

obsessed with saying “the ____ was ______ from the start”

Benny, on his way to kill the courier trying to explain the engraving on his gun Maria to the Great Khans he's travelling with: Here's the dealio with the christ-boys okay, I'll give you the low down. Basically there was this dynamite gal and she went and gave birth to this smooth little baby without getting knocked up and everyone was like "ring a ding ding baby sounds like a religion to me" and the rest is history, you get me?

Imagine not loving Maximus. Cringe fail king. Never makes the right decisions. Quite literally Lucy’s knight in shining armor. Doesn’t know what sex is. Stole his power armor from an asshole. Cannot use his power armor properly.