IT'S NOT YESTERDAY ANYMORE

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

Y'all remember when *golf clap* was a thing

it’s still a thing. you do it after some one hits a golf ball

he killed whoever took this picture immediately after

One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

oh yeah last night i had this dream where i was in a town that had a whole culture of nightclubs who had no bouncers, and every single door in each club was locked had a panel of completely transparent glass on the top half: the only way to get the doors unlocked and into the clubs was by “drawing better than a five year old” on the glass panel with crayons. afterwards, every door inside the club lead to a higher tier where you had to draw better than children at constantly increasing ages.    why

this was 2 years ago apparently but i have zero fucking recollection of any of this happening

why did it call jon a thot