threateliminated

   ethan's legs (◡‿◡✿)

      ethan's hands (⊙‿⊙✿)

         ethan's crotch (⊙ω⊙✿)

   {  Come Hanukkah 

   "You call this a sandwich and you don't have bacon on it?!"

[ is trying to figure out how to bake a cake for a certain someone right now ]

     {    and now we're going to play a little  g a m e  

    called

           'is this a disc containing' :

    a ) daddy!kink porn

      b ) 1980s tupac

       c ) gta v

          o r

{ If you truly believe Ethan is the specific breed of man with enough

            d i g n i t y

    to refuse an offer of prostitution

 for the guarenteed reward and promise of

              b u t t e r e d  carbohydrates

in combination with a variety of fried  c h e e s e s  in exchange ;

t w i n s

a r e 

m y

f a v o r i t e

     ”—you can cut the act now. I get it.”

↕ state/country you’re from


• new york, usa

long island represent baby

≡ most recent game played

• call of duty: ghosts

actually for the second time around playing after i completed the campaign on veteran all in one sitting, and i cannot get enough of it; and i am absolutely in love with hesh

♥ top celebrity crush


• charlie carver