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Notwithstanding, you cannot blame the product of an environment for its final turnout— and it’s not as though Ethan accompanies himself with the most respectful crowding of acquaintances. }

We’re going to a restaurant whose owner requests a month’s advance reservation— at the least. You have to dress for what you want, and I want to take you in. 

{ Genuine charm— }

So you have to change your shirt. 

{ —never comes without a price. 

He’s working on the tact aspect of conversation. But in the meantime, you’ll have to believe his intentions are in the right place.

[ He grimaces to himself, pulling off his shirt and pants. He really doesn't care what Ethan sees, because honestly? This would have to be the hundredth time the wolf has seen his boyfriend in no clothes. ]

[ but maybe this will be the first time Ethan sees him and not try to fuck him right then right there ]

You go pick what I should wear, babe. 

[ cue stretching his arms, letting his chest flex. ]

{ Ethan has always been more than critically unbound through means of fashion, meaning he’s likely to criticize both anyone and anything he doesn’t one hundred percent see fit. It’s the same for everyone, howbeit he won’t waste time explaining that in reality, Danny might receive the gentler butt of it— and moreso, it’s even less likely he might stop to take the time to convey that perhaps his questions are asked as a way to avoid stating facts— fact currently being? The outfit is not meeting preconceived standards. Bar none— zero. 

And with the above being said, this might mean that the dimpled and more submissive of the two, typically as Ethan has come to see it, will truly only be provided two choices— both of which involve some indefinite yet unavoidable level of discomfort:

Offense

Defense

He’s betting the former is less likely.

But on the off chance of the latter maintaining solid possibility, the leer is strategically and apologetically accompanied by a smirk. 

Because that’s just the way Ethan apologizes—

—By declining to apologize at all. }

Yeah... Why, is there something wrong with it?

[ Danny looks down, he's happy with what he's picked out. But Ethan always seemed to have been more interested in his choice of clothing than he was. He turns around, showing his boyfriend what he had picked out. It shows off his physical build, but is able to keep a modest look at the same time. ]

If you think you want me to change into something that meets your approval, please share. Maybe Prince Deepthroat will suddenly make me Prince Charming.