that smile and that midnight laugh

well uh…i just found out d’s age today…and i was so fucking off. like ten years off. girl i thought she was MAYBE approaching her sixties. she’s approaching her seventies!!! what the fuckity fuck she looks barely 45 i’m in disbelief

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

Please just kiss me the next time you see me. I promise no one will ever know. 💓