Obsession is the sincerest form of flattery

Just saw the phrase “yoda apologist” on my dash. Not sure what the new discourse is, but very interested in finding out.

#someone tagged this “problematic your fave is” and ive been laughing for like twenty minutes

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

I think I found the motivation to go to the supermarket today thank you

literally the only thing on this post that i actually did is be alive

concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.

Big thighs and brown eyes.

The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I’m constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It’s really somethin’.

they must do jehovahs fitness

FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

night blogging ? no. night dogging. a dog woofs softly in the distance. i walk over to him and pet him. he wags his tail. i am happy. he is happy

i think dogging must have a different meaning in america 😰😰

british people continue to ruin my life

attn @atratum

i love watching bisexuals bond over being bisexual bc no one else likes us